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I tried to say

Tuesday, 22 June 2004 11:43 AM

Expert parodist The Minor Fall, The Major Lift sees similarities between the writings of William Jefferson Clinton and William Faulkner:

I could hear them talking. I went out the door and I couldn't hear them, and I went down to the gate, where the girls passed with their pizzas. They looked at me, walking fast, with their heads turned. I tried to say, but they went on, and I went along the West Wing, trying to say, and they went faster. Then they were running and I came to the corner of the hall and I couldn't go any further, and I held to the wall, looking after them and trying to say.

"You, Billy." A.G. said. "What you doing, slipping out. Dont you know Hilsey whip you."

"You cant do no good, moaning and slobbering through the Oval Office door." A.G said. "You done skeered them interns. Look at them, walking on the other side of the hall."

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